The AV-1.survey (no, seriously)
Know Thy Self
You and that voodoo that you do...
You are a guy, right?
Yes
No
None of your business
How long have you been doing this stuff
Just got started, fresh as a daisy.
A few years.
Longer than YOU can comfortably comprehend.
Longer than I can comfortably comprehend...
sniff.
Long enough to have forgotten more than you will ever know.
Where is your office?
In the basement of [a|the] Library.
In some other basement.
In a dark, windowless crypt that might as well be in the basement.
In an upper-floor office with a commanding view from which to gaze upon all that is within my domain...
mwah-hah-hah-hah!
If we named one of your classrooms at random, could you, from memory, tell us where it is located, what resources it has, the make, model and serial number of every piece of equipment in the room, describe the general layout of the room, as well as the ANSI codes for all the lamps in all of the projectors?
Sadly, yes.
Thankfully, no. (I am in administration)
If I name your spouse, child, or best friend, can you, from memory, tell me their birthday, grade level, school attended, middle name, anniversary?
Yes, of course I am a dedicated family person.
No, who could possibly remember all that stuff.
The ANSI Code is DXN.
Do you know all of the advanced features of Microsoft PowerPoint, Corel Presentations, Apple Keynote, and Google Presentation?
Of course
Do you ever actually give presentations, really?
No. Are you kidding?
Once in a while.
All of the time.
Yes, but I don't use technology, that stuff never works.
What is the difference between a lectern and a podium?
You stand behind a lectern and on a podium.
You stand on a lectern and behind a podium.
Who cares, just find me a mic that works.
You're not going to start this @#$! again, are you?
What was your new year's resolution?
To lose weight.
To get more exercise.
To stop drinking/smoking/sniffing glue/etc.
To eradicate VHS from your campus.
I resolve to stay on top of things in 2008.
1920x1080... (or 1081... whatever it takes)
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